Target: USD 2,000: *ALL DONATIONS ARE IN USD!!*
As fable has it, 2 years ago, Team 2Chan1Lam was assembled to take on Hong Kong's elite and formidable mountain racers. They destroyed the competition. It look close to 3h45m to cover 25KM and despite not winning the race (suspected doping by other teams), they won the cutest team award (self given prize). Hurrah!!
Listen, I'll be honest here. Klara, Ed and I, we ain't the tallest trees in the forest, so we have to take more steps. A bloody lot of extra steps. You can't have a movie star face (ahem Mr T. Cruise), brain cells overflowing out from your ears AND be a natural athlete. Look at Usain Bolt, he's no oil painting is he? Therefore we need to work extra hard at races - it's pretty much Mission Impossible (tell me you got that..)
Anyway, 25km was piss easy so Team 2Chan1Lam are gonna go for the big'un this Saturday, 21st Jan 2017.
42KM Marathon you say? Pah, too easy. 100KM Ultra Marathon you say? Don't be stupid, we all have to work on Monday morning.
50KM!!! Whallop! A big, fat, non-diet 50KM. Did we do this cos we are heroes, legends in the making? No. We did it cos we are Asian. The prices for 10, 25 and 50km were the same, so we went for 50 as by our Asian mental arithmetic, it's the cheapest $ per KM. Don't judge us, we're just too clever for our own good.
Anyway, whatevers. Give us your money. It's the start of the year, it's nearly Chinese New Year too. Start them off by donating some hard cash to a worthy cause - Parkinson's UK. This is a charity that supports sufferers and provides them with a better quality of life and also takes part in clinical research to find a potential cure for this debilitating disease.
Donations are welcome before and after the race. You can even give us cash, we'll sort it out.
If you don't donate, Klara is going to get mad. You don't want to see Klara mad....(small people are dangerous).